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You need underlings: 5 Reasons why February 1, 2008

Filed under: Cynical, Demeaning, Funny — kramii @ 4:47 pm

Pawns

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Every king has his pawns. Every tyrant has his minions. Every manager has his staff. So why shouldn’t you? Here are 5 reasons you should have some underlings:

  1. It will make you feel important when they do what they’re told.
  2. It will make you feel powerful when you fire them if they don’t.
  3. You can also fire them if they’re incompetent, or if they become a threat.
  4. When your underlings perform well, you can take all the credit.
  5. When you perform badly, you’ll have someone to take the blame.

So go on, get some underlings today. You know you need them!

 

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